- person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
- me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made
I think as you grow older your christmas list gets smaller and the things you really want for the holidays can’t be bought
Yes please, I’d like a stable career, a loyal domestic partner, and a big enough pay check that I can save to put my future children through college. Forget about the little things like money to pay rent and buy food and drive a car.